(via mywaywardgirl)

you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
(via wannabekardashian)
you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination
and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs
(Source: bloodchambers, via sexualtardis)
(Source: ohhelloamy, via neverlosehope8)
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do with both? I only text with one hand…so yes?
58: Where have you lived most of your life? Right here in good ole Tennessee
76: What would you do if your latest ex was in a relationship? Laugh. And then he’d tell me who it is
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing? come over and see ;)